I got the most amazing package of Norwegian goodies from my Norsk friend Tina!

I think my favorite was the “Bokstav Kjeks” because they remind me so much of something i used to eat as a kid.

I swear their version of the KitKat, the Kvikk Lunsj is actually pretty amazing! I’m super excited about the cute stickers and the calendar. I’m just so happy right now.

Thank you Tina!!!

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Please take a seat for story time.

Meet Andie. (That’s Me!)

Andie has a sister, A. Andie lives with A. A has a boyfriend, T. T has a dog . That dog is awesome, amazing and adorable. The awesome, amazing and adorable dog lives a life mostly at A’s home. Andie loves the awesome, amazing and adorable dog.

Andie has a neighbor. Andie’s neighbor has a fence.

Andie’s neighbor kicked that awesome, amazing and adorable dog for barking at his dog behind his fence. Andie’s neighbor came out of his gate to kick the awesome, amazing and adorable dog. Andie’s neighbor said he would gut the awesome, amazing and adorable dog if he did it again. Andie’s neighbor didn’t think anyone saw.

Animal cruelty is punishable by $700 fine and up to 90 days in jail where Andie lives.

Andie is plotting.

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amarilloo:

kurookami:

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dickyfitness:

sixpenceee:

I found this extremely trippy, weird supposedly psychological test, where they ask you to tie together these shapes and give them characteristics. 

I just posted a few questions up. As you can see it’s really, really odd and slightly creepy.

At the end of the test they gave you a personality description based on your choices.

Try it for yourself here

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Your Diagnosis:

You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.

Handy in the real world manipulation of objects and events, you are easily enthused by practical projects. You often ignore or conveniently forget rules and boundaries that limit your freedom. This need for freedom extends even to the personal sphere and though you are kind and gentle, you will often be hard to pin down to a monogamous lifestyle. Because you tend to verbalize so seldom, you can be seen as phlegmatic or impassive. In moments of high tension you can often surprise those around you with a lighthearted or humorous remark. Because of your facility with the physical world, you are often engaged in sports that require dexterity, such as motorcycling or hang gliding. You will rarely have time for flights of fancy or unproductive discussion. Constraints on your freedom will be regarded as a personal attack.

ITS SO FUCKING ACCURATE. HOW

You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.

hmmmm

Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

I can’t decide if this is like the vague generic posts where everyone can relate and so thinks it accurate or if its because of choices made in the test. Some of them made zero sense. Like, “Am I you?” choose this triangle or this empty space of air. …….

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tastefullyoffensive:

Zelda and Frankenstein commiserate. [depressedalien]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zelda and Frankenstein commiserate. [depressedalien]

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BPM: Maya Jane Coles and a Paloma

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BPM: Maya Jane Coles and a Paloma

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An installment of BPM: Booze Paired with Music. A brief exposé on artists, popular or obscure, to suit your need for beats. Along with it, a little treat to make for yourself while you bask in the sound of glory and a drink well done. As a former DJ, violinist, aca-bopper, and hip-hop dancer, I try to bring you as much variety in artists and commentary as I can. Listen on!

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Marriage is an insane proposal.

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adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

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